You are Neil Patrick Harris, and you are high as a fucking Learjet.
Tiger Beaten
20/09/2011“George Michael, hi. It’s your cousin, Maeby. I’ve got a business proposition for you. Oh, and don’t worry. It has nothing to do with the family. Call me.”
Moving Right Along.
20/09/2011At first, Max just gaped. Alec couldn’t have just said what she thought he said.
Three Roads Taken, More or Less
20/09/2011It’s almost as funny as the storefront in Cassville, Missouri that read ‘Beaver Liquor,’ a store Dean still maintains could have made book if they’d added carpet sales to the mix.
Stating the Obvious
20/09/2011Sometimes, everyone else is the first to see what’s right in front of your face.
Gladiator
20/09/2011“So you’d say you’re on the side of the transgenic movement? The freaks, as people call them?
“They prefer genetically empowered.”
Hidden Depths
20/09/2011Perhaps he is, though if he is, it’s a mystery that Lucius has a baker’s dozen times over solved.
You Just Don’t Have The Presence (The Touched By Your Presence Remix)
20/09/2011“She devoted her whole life to public service, and public life is diminished by her loss.”
—Baroness Thatcher